I went to Royals opening day 2005. They lost (8-2 for anyone who follows that sort of thing), I am not sad. It was more like, Ian look at all these attractive women that you will never get day 2005. I made zero effort to talk to anyone, including Marty who incidentally sat roughly 10 rows ahead of me because we bought 2 scapled single tickets just to get in the door. I felt good having avoided Gin most of the day save an email and a brief phone conversation. The weather also turned out to be pretty good. I would have to say that the most interesting part of the day was the star-spangled banner. It included some pyro, a real bald eagle flying around in the field (they are much bigger than I remembered), A stealth bomber that was amazingly timed to fly right above me the second I took my attention off the eagle as it landed, and it featured probably the most underrated "multi-platnium recording artists" in the world. THE FREAKIN' OAK RIDGE BOYS!!! haha.

After sitting at the game with a lot of free time to look around at women, I decided that I want to date a girl who is in a hurry. All the hot chicks that passed my seat on the stairs were all running somewhere, and the breasts are very attractive when they are active. So ladies as long as you are running towards me, not away as marty pointed out, and preferably up stairs it seems; then call me. I also gave Matt Stairs of the KC Royals the nickname, "The Case." Stairs is on the case!!!