"It was around five o'clock when he decided it was time to get up off his lazy ass a make a difference in this world. Where would he start? He could probably get away with the petty amusement of pointing out the shortcomings of others to enlighten them into changing while at the same time giving him a thrill only those with few morals could possibly understand. He wanted to do more though. He had wasted the years previous and was tired of living such a dull existence. Perhaps he could rasie awareness of some cause by holding a fundrasier. That however would required advanced planning of which he had none. What he needed to do was to make a difference tonight, quick and painless. He would call one person and pour his heart out to her. That, maybe, just maybe would do the trick. Probably not."